Adeline: Mommy, no one wants to play with me (meaning her sisters) and I want someone to play boy things with me.
Alex: Can you hand me a carving knife (directed at me)?
Lila: What is a carving knife?
Adeline: Like a pirate's knife Lila. Like the ones they hold.
Me: What do pirates do with their carving knives?
Adeline: They carve the other pirate.
YIKES! Is this what boys talk about?
When I go to heaven I am going to tell God funny things about Eric and Jet. (Eric preceded Jet and was a take off of Lila's pretend name Erica.) He will laugh.
Me: Adeline, are you going to have babies when you grow up?
Adeline: Um, yes I will. Only boy babies.
While watching the Duke vs. Maryland game.
Adeline: The yellow team is Maryland, right?
Me: Yes. Adeline do you know where Maryland is?
Adeline: Bradford Heights (her school)
Me: What? Do you think this basketball game is at your school?
Adeline: No but the real Maryland is. She wasn't here today though.
*Light bulb moment*
Me: Adeline you are talking about Miss Marilyn, not Maryland!
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